A member sent this to me, what a good answer by a Priest who doesn't lie, would like to share with all my friends and have a good laugh! Life is short but a smile takes barely a second:-
A woman on a flight asked the Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a
favour?"
“Of course, what may I do for you?"
"Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my
mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits.
Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your
robes perhaps?"
"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."
"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."
When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her, the
official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"
"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."
The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have
to declare from your waist to the floor?"
“I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which
is, to date, unused."
Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father. Next"
"Good dancers don't make it look easy - they make it easy; ease in movement and postural alignment is an underlying factor in the development of good dance practise and a long lived practical enjoyment of dancing"
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"If you live in the elite world of dance, you find yourself in a world rife with criticism. Let's face it. "
------A. Ailey
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"The true dancing girl, who has a great aptitude for such matters, and years of experience, is a marvel to behold, for she seems always different, subtle and surprising. Some of these girls, interestingly, are not even particularly beautiful, though in the dance they become so."
------Assasin of gor
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"On with the dance! let joy be unconfined;No sleep till morn, when Youth and Pleasure meet To chase the glowing hours with flying feet."
------George Gordon, Lord Byron, Childe Harold's Pilgrimage
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"You've got to sing like you don't need the money,Love like you'll never get hurt.You've got to dance like no one is watching,It's gotta come from the heart, if you want it to work."
------Susannah Clark and Richard Leigh
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1. Beginning dancer. Knows nothing.
2. Intermediate dancer. Knows everything. Too good to dance with beginners.
3. Hotshot dancer. Too good to dance with anyone.
4. Advanced dancer. Dances everything. Especially with beginners."
------Dick Crum
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"Dance is your pulse, your heartbeat, your breathing. It's the rhythym of your life. Its the expression in time and movement, in happiness, joy, sadness and envy."
------Jaques D'Amboise
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"When you are fifty, you're neither young nor old; you're just uninteresting. When you are sixty, and still dancing, you become something of a curiosity. And hey! if you hit seventy, and can still get a foot off the ground, you're phenomenal!"
------Ruth St Denis
"If you live in the elite world of dance, you find yourself in a world rife with criticism. Let's face it. "
------A. Ailey
________________________________________________
"The true dancing girl, who has a great aptitude for such matters, and years of experience, is a marvel to behold, for she seems always different, subtle and surprising. Some of these girls, interestingly, are not even particularly beautiful, though in the dance they become so."
------Assasin of gor
________________________________________________
"On with the dance! let joy be unconfined;No sleep till morn, when Youth and Pleasure meet To chase the glowing hours with flying feet."
------George Gordon, Lord Byron, Childe Harold's Pilgrimage
________________________________________________
"You've got to sing like you don't need the money,Love like you'll never get hurt.You've got to dance like no one is watching,It's gotta come from the heart, if you want it to work."
------Susannah Clark and Richard Leigh
________________________________________________
1. Beginning dancer. Knows nothing.
2. Intermediate dancer. Knows everything. Too good to dance with beginners.
3. Hotshot dancer. Too good to dance with anyone.
4. Advanced dancer. Dances everything. Especially with beginners."
------Dick Crum
________________________________________________
"Dance is your pulse, your heartbeat, your breathing. It's the rhythym of your life. Its the expression in time and movement, in happiness, joy, sadness and envy."
------Jaques D'Amboise
________________________________________________
"When you are fifty, you're neither young nor old; you're just uninteresting. When you are sixty, and still dancing, you become something of a curiosity. And hey! if you hit seventy, and can still get a foot off the ground, you're phenomenal!"
------Ruth St Denis
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