There were three black ladies getting ready to take a plane trip for the first time.
The first lady said, 'I don't know bout y'al but I'm gunna wear me sum hot pink panties beefo I gets on dat plane.'
'Why you gonna wear dem fo?' the other two asked.
The first replied, 'Cause, if dat plane goes down and I'm out dare laying butt-up in a conefield, dey gonna find me first.'
The second lady said, 'Well, I'm a-gonna wear me some floe esant orange panties.'
'Why you gonna wear dem?' the others asked.
The second lady answered, 'Cause if dis hare plane is goin' down and I be floating butt-up in the oshun, dey can see me first.'
The third lady says, 'Well, I'm not gonna wear any panties..... '
'What? No panties?' the others asked in disbelief.
The third lady says 'Dat's right girlfriends, you hears me right. I ain't wearin' any panties, cause if dis plane goes down, honey, dey always go look fo da black box first.'
"Good dancers don't make it look easy - they make it easy; ease in movement and postural alignment is an underlying factor in the development of good dance practise and a long lived practical enjoyment of dancing"
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"If you live in the elite world of dance, you find yourself in a world rife with criticism. Let's face it. "
------A. Ailey
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"The true dancing girl, who has a great aptitude for such matters, and years of experience, is a marvel to behold, for she seems always different, subtle and surprising. Some of these girls, interestingly, are not even particularly beautiful, though in the dance they become so."
------Assasin of gor
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"On with the dance! let joy be unconfined;No sleep till morn, when Youth and Pleasure meet To chase the glowing hours with flying feet."
------George Gordon, Lord Byron, Childe Harold's Pilgrimage
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"You've got to sing like you don't need the money,Love like you'll never get hurt.You've got to dance like no one is watching,It's gotta come from the heart, if you want it to work."
------Susannah Clark and Richard Leigh
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1. Beginning dancer. Knows nothing.
2. Intermediate dancer. Knows everything. Too good to dance with beginners.
3. Hotshot dancer. Too good to dance with anyone.
4. Advanced dancer. Dances everything. Especially with beginners."
------Dick Crum
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"Dance is your pulse, your heartbeat, your breathing. It's the rhythym of your life. Its the expression in time and movement, in happiness, joy, sadness and envy."
------Jaques D'Amboise
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"When you are fifty, you're neither young nor old; you're just uninteresting. When you are sixty, and still dancing, you become something of a curiosity. And hey! if you hit seventy, and can still get a foot off the ground, you're phenomenal!"
------Ruth St Denis
"If you live in the elite world of dance, you find yourself in a world rife with criticism. Let's face it. "
------A. Ailey
________________________________________________
"The true dancing girl, who has a great aptitude for such matters, and years of experience, is a marvel to behold, for she seems always different, subtle and surprising. Some of these girls, interestingly, are not even particularly beautiful, though in the dance they become so."
------Assasin of gor
________________________________________________
"On with the dance! let joy be unconfined;No sleep till morn, when Youth and Pleasure meet To chase the glowing hours with flying feet."
------George Gordon, Lord Byron, Childe Harold's Pilgrimage
________________________________________________
"You've got to sing like you don't need the money,Love like you'll never get hurt.You've got to dance like no one is watching,It's gotta come from the heart, if you want it to work."
------Susannah Clark and Richard Leigh
________________________________________________
1. Beginning dancer. Knows nothing.
2. Intermediate dancer. Knows everything. Too good to dance with beginners.
3. Hotshot dancer. Too good to dance with anyone.
4. Advanced dancer. Dances everything. Especially with beginners."
------Dick Crum
________________________________________________
"Dance is your pulse, your heartbeat, your breathing. It's the rhythym of your life. Its the expression in time and movement, in happiness, joy, sadness and envy."
------Jaques D'Amboise
________________________________________________
"When you are fifty, you're neither young nor old; you're just uninteresting. When you are sixty, and still dancing, you become something of a curiosity. And hey! if you hit seventy, and can still get a foot off the ground, you're phenomenal!"
------Ruth St Denis
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